{"id":255,"date":"2009-11-18T11:17:27","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T11:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/comunismul\/?p=255"},"modified":"2015-08-07T10:04:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T07:04:59","slug":"poeme-electorale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/poeme-electorale\/","title":{"rendered":"Poeme&#8230; electorale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Partidele politice s-au preg\u0103tit temeinic pentru alegerile din\u00a0noiembrie 1946, iar una din &#8222;armele&#8221; cel mai des folosite a fost satirizarea adversarilor politici. Iat\u0103 dou\u0103 exemple de astfel de satiriz\u0103ri, prin intermediul unor poezii. \u00cen\u00a0prima este atacat Frontul Na\u0163ional Democrat (FND), aflat sub conducerea comuni\u015ftilor, \u00een cealalt\u0103 este l\u0103udat\u0103 &#8222;guvernarea democrat\u0103&#8221; \u015fi sunt lua\u0163i \u00een vizor conduc\u0103torii partidelor istorice.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Potopul lui Noe<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201dDumnezeu v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 omul e perfid \u015fi p\u0103c\u0103tos<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei c`amenin\u0163\u0103 planeta cu al s\u0103u g\u00e2nd periculos<\/p>\n<p>Hot\u0103r\u00ee ca s\u0103-i distrug\u0103 p\u00e2n` la ultimul atom<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 S\u0103 se duc\u0103 opt cu-a br\u00e2nzei pacostea numit\u0103 om.<\/p>\n<p>Deci chem\u0103 la el pe Noe \u015fi \u00eei spuse: \u2013 Sunt decis<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 termin cu st\u0103p\u00e2nirea care azi m-a compromis.<\/p>\n<p>I-am dat m\u00e2ini, i-am dat picioare, dar, de secole \u00eentregi<\/p>\n<p>Nu se-ast\u00e2mp\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi gata! Nu mai vreau! M\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi?<\/p>\n<p>Po\u0163i s\u0103 iei de vrei \u00een arc\u0103: \u015foareci de la antipozi,<\/p>\n<p>Dobitoci, t\u00e2mpi\u0163i, c\u0103mile, mamifere \u015fi nerozi;<\/p>\n<p>Dar\u2026s\u0103 nu \u00eemi iei lichele, c\u0103 te-ai lins pe bot de Rai!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u0163elegi! F\u0103r\u0103 lichele! Cred c-ai priceput? Good Bye!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pleac\u0103 Noe peste valuri cu a lui \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tur\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 peste arc\u0103 tr\u0103znete se ab\u0103tur\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei`ntr-o clip\u0103 jum\u0103tate arca e f\u0103cut\u0103 praf<\/p>\n<p>Noe doar sc\u0103p\u00e2nd cu via\u0163\u0103; restul\u2026 ciulama, pilaf!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Dar cu ce gre\u015fit-am Doamne? Pl\u00e2nge Noe istovit<\/p>\n<p>Ridic\u00e2nd spre ceriu ochii, \u2013 oare ce-am nesocotit?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Mai m\u0103`ntrebi? R\u0103spunde Domnul cu`n oftat nespus de trist:<\/p>\n<p>Ai gre\u015fit fiindc\u0103 \u00een arc\u0103 ai luat \u015fi-un \u2026 F.N.D.-ist\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Cronica rimata<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Soarele democra\u0163iei lumin\u00e2nd cu a sa t\u0103rie,<\/p>\n<p>Scald\u0103 azi \u00eentreaga \u0163ar\u0103, dup\u0103 anii de urgie:<\/p>\n<p>Viitorul Rom\u00e2niei: MUNCA, CINSTE, LIBERTATE,<\/p>\n<p>Va tr\u0103i doar \u00een lumina guvern\u0103rii democrate.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru ca s\u0103 \u00eent\u0103reasc\u0103 democrata guvernare,<\/p>\n<p>Tot poporul st\u0103 de veghe: laolalt\u0103 mic \u015fi mare,<\/p>\n<p>Muncitorii de prin fabrici \u00eempreun\u0103 cu plugarii.<\/p>\n<p>Cu slujba\u015fii din birouri cot la cot cu c\u0103rturarii.<\/p>\n<p>Libertatea c\u00e2\u015ftigat\u0103 prin jertfiiri \u015fi lupte grele<\/p>\n<p>N-o s\u0103 fie pr\u0103bu\u015fit\u0103 de cei de prin cafenele.<\/p>\n<p>De acei ce alt\u0103 dat\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2neau mo\u015fii bogate<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei aveau ca robi \u0163\u0103ranii ce munceau pe de\u015felate<\/p>\n<p>De acei ce muncitorii exploatau f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u015fine<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-i \u0163ineau f\u0103r\u0103 de p\u00e2ine \u00een uria\u015fele uzine. (\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Cei crescu\u0163i la \u015fcoala crimei, huligani cu toroipanul,<\/p>\n<p>To\u0163i ace\u015ftia sunt \u00een slujba lui Maniu \u015fi a lui Br\u0103tianu.<\/p>\n<p>Fra\u0163i plugari, a\u0163i stat o clip\u0103, lini\u015fti\u0163i, s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreba\u0163i:<\/p>\n<p>De ce azi reac\u0163ionarii sunt a\u015fa de dispera\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>E desigur foarte lesne s\u0103 le afli du\u015fm\u0103nia:<\/p>\n<p>E ciocoiul ce turbeaz\u0103 c\u0103 i s-a \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it mo\u015fia,<\/p>\n<p>E politicianul care n-re cum s\u0103 jefuiasc\u0103<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci \u201eistoricele\u201d bande nu mai pot s\u0103 c\u00e2rmuiasc\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Speculantul f\u0103r\u0103 suflet, \u00eencol\u0163it de legi severe,<\/p>\n<p>Fabrican\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u015fine, \u00eenseta\u0163i dup\u0103 avere,<\/p>\n<p>La ace\u015ftia se adaug\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163e legionare,<\/p>\n<p>Criminali de dus la ocn\u0103 \u00een galeriile cu sare.I<\/p>\n<p>\u015ftia vor s-aduc\u0103 iar\u0103\u015fi pe \u00eentinsul Rom\u00e2niei<\/p>\n<p>Jaful cel de alt\u0103 dat\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103tu\u015fele sclaviei.<\/p>\n<p>Toat\u0103 banda de nemernici se \u00een\u0103bu\u015fe \u015fi piere<\/p>\n<p>De r\u0103m\u00e2ne Petru Groza \u015fi regimul la putere.<\/p>\n<p>Fra\u0163i plugari, s\u0103 presupunem c-ar c\u0103dea democra\u0163ia\u2026<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 vede\u0163i atunci pe dat\u0103 cum v-ar cople\u015fi urgia:<\/p>\n<p>Imediat, p\u0103m\u00e2ntul vostru, c\u0103p\u0103tat \u00een prim\u0103var\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Nu o s\u0103 mai fie al vostru, c\u0103ci vi-l ia ciocoii iar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u0163i m\u00e2nca din nou b\u0103taie, ve\u0163i munci iar pe mo\u015fie<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-o s\u0103 r\u00e2d atunci ciocoii: &#8211; Na, poftim democra\u0163ie\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u0163i ajunge c`alt\u0103 dat\u0103 biete umbre \u00eentristate<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u0163i munci ca s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 boierimea prin palate.<\/p>\n<p>Fra\u0163i din fabrici \u015fi uzine, meseria\u015fi din ateliere,<\/p>\n<p>Dac`ar fi prin imposibil Br\u0103tieni prin ministere,<\/p>\n<p>Se sf\u00e2r\u015fe\u015fte libertatea, siguran\u0163a iar porne\u015fte<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 v\u0103 schilodeasc\u0103-n beciuri, s\u0103 v\u0103 \u0163ie \u00een al s\u0103u cle\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p>N-o s-ave\u0163i cui a v\u0103 pl\u00e2nge, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 fur\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103 bate<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 atunci n-o s\u0103 mai fie libert\u0103\u0163i \u015fi sindicate.<\/p>\n<p>Dragi osta\u015fi, ce \u00een cazarm\u0103 azi tr\u0103i\u0163i cu demnitate<\/p>\n<p>Ce vede\u0163i c\u0103 ast\u0103zi nimeni nu v\u0103-njur\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103 bate,<\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i mai consim\u0163i vreodat\u0103, s\u0103 primi\u0163i din nou sudalme,<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 primi\u0163i pe obrajii vo\u015ftri scuip\u0103turi \u015fi pumni \u015fi palme?<\/p>\n<p>Asta vor reac\u0163ionarii: s\u0103 ajung\u0103 iar rom\u00e2nii<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 mjunceasc\u0103 \u00een robie, ei s\u0103 fie iar st\u0103p\u00e2nii.<\/p>\n<p>Vor p\u0103m\u00e2nturi mo\u015fierii, speculan\u0163ii libertate.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 sug\u0103 vlaga toata\u0103 a mul\u0163imii-nfometate.<\/p>\n<p>To\u0163i bandi\u0163ii ce alt\u0103 dat\u0103 huzureau de via\u0163\u0103 bun\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103 priceap\u0103 c-al lor soare st\u0103 s-apun\u0103;<\/p>\n<p>Soarele democra\u0163iei, lumin\u00e2nd cu a sa t\u0103rie<\/p>\n<p>Scald\u0103 azi \u00eentreaga \u0163ar\u0103, dup\u0103 anii de urgie.<\/p>\n<p>Viitorul Rom\u00e2niei: MUNCA, CINSTE, LIBERTATE,<\/p>\n<p>Va tr\u0103i doar \u00een lumina guvern\u0103rii democrate (\u2026)&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Al. Doinaru.<\/p>\n<p>Autor: MNIR<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Partidele politice s-au preg\u0103tit temeinic pentru alegerile din\u00a0noiembrie 1946, iar una din &#8222;armele&#8221; cel mai des folosite a fost satirizarea adversarilor politici. Iat\u0103 dou\u0103 exemple de astfel de satiriz\u0103ri, prin intermediul unor poezii. \u00cen\u00a0prima este atacat Frontul Na\u0163ional Democrat (FND), aflat sub conducerea comuni\u015ftilor, \u00een cealalt\u0103 este l\u0103udat\u0103 &#8222;guvernarea democrat\u0103&#8221; \u015fi sunt lua\u0163i \u00een vizor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comunismulinromania.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}